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Saturday, August 19, 2006

Sugar Gay

I don't usually post videos that I didn't create, but this is one of my favorites. This was featured many times on those VH1 and E! behind the scenes celebrities shows. Apparently, Mark Mcgrath of "Sugar Ray" was a little tipsy on the streets of Hollywood one night, and getting bothered by fans and paparazzi. He was complying to their requests of photos and autographs, until one fan got pissed and yelled out "Sugar Gay". Well, Mr. Sugar Gay was pretty pissed himself at that comment, and got very angry with this younger fan, who happened to look like he wasn't even the one who said it. Either way Mcgrath definitely reacted in a way that leads me to believe that this incident of being called "Sugar Gay" maybe isn't the first of it's kind. It seems more like the millionth time. I can picture him being called that everyday of his life, and brushing it off, until he just can't take it anymore. Wahhhh, I'm a millionare who get's made fun of, wahhhh. The fact that he seems like a real prick, also adds to the amusement for me. Check it out for yourself below...

-AS

"Shame" Live

Peter Toh and The Royal Tease perform "Shame" live at the Mckibbin Loft Party last month. This was filmed with 2 shitty camcorders, so the audio and visual quality isn't good, but they still sound great! The next Loft Party is on September 2nd, at the same spot in Williamsburg. If it's anything like the last one, it's going to be a great time, so be sure to check it out!

-AS

Tuesday, August 15, 2006

Bush Jumping

This video, which is another addition to my "Jackass" series, is getting ripped-to-shreads on youtube and stupidvideos. Basically, when we were in college, we used to jump into bushes on the way home from bars at night. This time, my friend Chris "Jimmy" McGarty decided to take it to the next level. He busted his ass 10 times before, finally dropping from a 20-foot tree, and badly hurting his ankle. He hurt himself so bad, that he ended up staying in Florida with us for an extra week. He couldn't even walk, he was crawling around our apartment wherever he had to go. If you think this is rather idiotic, and a jackass rip-off, then I'm happy, because that's the exact angle I was going for.

-AS

Monday, August 14, 2006

The Royal Tease

The Royal Tease are a hybrid of electronic, pop and Rock. Zach Botham, a mastermind of trumpet, and Nick Wendel formerly of the Stryder, (Equal Vision Records) met each other as band mates playing live with Peter Toh. When left alone in the studio they came up with an irresistible blend of Zachs trumpet and Nicks sweet sounding vocals. The unique element of trumpet harmonies and leads are tasty enough for late nights and car rides. The Royal Tease are currently working on their upcoming release on Hidden Track Music Group. The Royal Tease may be known as Peter Toh's live band to most people, but they will soon be a household name from their own projects as well. Check out 2 tracks from The Royal Tease on their Myspace Page.
-AS

Peter Toh

At the intersection of bumping your favorite pop tune on your stereo, the late night you spent kicking game to that special someone at the club and the lonely train ride home thinking of all things you should have said just a few fleeting moments before, theres a quiet kid with a fitted hat and enough music to capture it all with music and a voice that is uniquely his own, but will soon belong to everyone. That kid is Peter Toh, a genre-smashing 24 year old artist/producer from Brooklyn, New York who is poised to be a major force in popular music in the months and years to come. The young maestros genre-spanning mix of uptempo rock, soulful r&b, outsider electronica and straight up snap your fingers pop is unlike anything you're hearing on the radio or in the rock or dance clubs right now, and thats just the way he likes it. One listen to Toh's inventive music reveals that although hes forever working out new arrangements, melodies and beats in his musical laboratory in Brooklyn, hes all about creating the rush that comes with hearing a great hook that all people who know an amazing song when they hear one, no matter who or where they are can experience and relate to. "I want to represent my generation as we actually exist today," says Toh with the earnestness of a musician on a serious cultural mission. From Top 40 radio hits that you play for your little sister to the dirty rock and roll that makes you want to pick up a guitar and start a band, I want to strip away the pretense and bring it all back to songwriting that people can genuinely relate to. What you hear is what you get. What you hear when you listen to Toh's music is a collision of classic pop songwriting and innovative hip-hop styled production that piles on dance floor-ready beats, sweeping keyboards, snyths and deep bass grooves that create an uplifting soundtrack to his distinctive vocal stylings. And what you get is the feeling that you need to hear it again and again first to relive the unstoppable hooks and many more times to take in all the music he's so richly layering on each and every track. Toh's sound is both familiar and experimental. And oh yes, its also crazily flavorful. From the club banger "Shoes Of A Beast" and the hard-edged soul of "Criminal" to the dub-tinged, down low funk number "Ages" and the feel-good future club banger "More", Toh is equally adept at channeling his love for confessional songwriters like Elvis Costello as he is his appreciation for pure pop groups like New Edition and Jodeci. "The craft of writing a great song with a verse, bridge and hook has been left to cornballs and American Idol singers, I want to bring it back to Motown and then push it forward to 2020," he says. And if his self-released debut EP is any indication, taking back the airwaves will never sound as perfect and necessary as it does right now.
(excerpt taken from Peter's Myspace Bio.)
-AS

College Tips - Tip #2 - Get Right in High School

This picture was taken of me on the last day of school in 10th grade. My friends and I freakin lived it up. We were about 15 years old, and had crews of 20 hanging out late at night in parks, drinking alcohol and smoking pot. Of course we ran into some shit, but they were all valuable lessons, preparing us for the debauchery we were about to come across in college. I know that we were young, but if we didn't do that, the following would happen...All of the kids that came up to school, and drank or smoked for the first time up there were the kids who got thrown out of bars and parties, embarrassed in front of hundreds of people, got arrested, got written up by campus officials, threw up on themselves, ruined their chances of hooking up, caused scenes, and failed out of school. All of this could be avoided by getting right in high school. I'm not saying to go crazy, and do all sorts of drugs, and drink like an animal. Just go out and get drunk and stoned on the weekends, and eventually you will be able to keep your cool. To add to this, the next college tip posted will take this concept, and show you how this can actually help you get girls at school simply by comtrolling how fucked up you are. Trust me, you don't want to be "that guy" up at school, "that guy" is not sexy.
-AS

Sunday, August 13, 2006

Huge Dome

I know what you're thinking, and the answer is no. The guy on the left does not have an abnormally small head. The person on the right just happens to have the biggest dome this side of the Mississippi. His name is Tony Sneed, and he just won the 11th annual largest dome competition in New Jersey this past weekend. When asked to comment, he stated, "I dominate every year in this competition, and I plan on doing the same each and every year to come." Congratulations to Tony, we're all very proud of you for this accomplishment. Sorry for this ridiculous post, but this picture was just too funny.
-AS